Welcome to my page which introduces you to a new religion which is people
friendly. The religion is based on the fact that the simpon's are absolute god's
and will show you the way to worship the ultimate beings. Now that you have
seen the light and wish to worship the shining images of omnipresent the
supreme being's you will have to follow the ancient unbroken which has been
dated back to 1999. The sacred religion of simpsonity caresses these wise
and enlightened deities. This scripture was found in the ancient days of June
1999 and been treasured by all whose eyes were fortuitous enough to graced
by the Absolute beings. The scripture went as follows;
Don't kill anything, unless they are in pain and death is imminent and they
want to die!
Dont do anything that might hurt someone (that doesnt deserve it)!
Treasure your life and try to make it count!
Dont steal!
Dont use people for any reason!
Chill!
Dont abuse your body!
Buy as much Simpson's memorabilia as is physically possible!
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If you think that this is the way to go and it is the only way for anyone then
you should follow the scripture to the word. To become a simpsonian you
must follow a few worship rules.
Every day you must sing the simpsons theme tune twice, once when you get
up and again before you go to bed.
When you make love you must scream the names of the simpsons.
You must try to die your skin yellow in belief of the simpsons.
If you have any doubts about the religion or want to air your views then
please e-mail me at the address below.
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